RED ALERT: 86 YEAR OLD WOMAN DOES WHYNATTE
  • “Once it touches your lips…It’s so GOOD!” Pardon the Old School reference in the line prior to this one, but Helen puts the “old” in “old school”. She makes a pteridactyl look new school.

    Helen here is 86 years old. She was born in 1919. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. With that, I thought that we’d take a second for a quick history lesson. In 1919, the following events took place:

    1) Treaty of Versailles signed, officially ending World War One. WORLD WAR ONE.

    2) Eighteenth amendment to the US constitution ratified, prohibits alcohol in the United States. It goes into effect a year later. (ahhh, the irony).

    3) League of Nations founded.

    4) Helen was born

    Helen was hanging out at the brewery on Sunday, and we had a chance to watch her ratify a whynatte, first hand. If you’ve ever questioned the explosive flavor of the whynatte, just watch how Helen looks as though she’s been prodded with a taser after taking the first sip of her daily whynatte.

    Amongst her many hobbies, Helen favors golf, high jump, and spending a relaxing day at the market. How does she stay in such great shape for a woman of 86? Says Helen, “actually, the secret to my great health is a whynatte every morning before I head out for errands”. Could whynatte be the fountain of youth? Take a look at the video below, and decide for yourself:


    September 11th, 2006 | jesse | 5 Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • aaron ka 09.11.2006

    jesse you have outdone yourself with this one. what does she say at the end i can’t quite catch it.

  • I don’t think you can make out individual words due to the overwhelming excitement in her voice. It’s more a hyena like howl.

    Thanks!

  • K8

    It doesn’t get better than this.

  • whatever. helga downed her whynatte in a matter of seconds. your grandma needs a face off with helga.

  • ponce de la ass meet whynatte: whynatte meet ponce de leon…

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