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“Once it touches your lips…It’s so GOOD!” Pardon the Old School reference in the line prior to this one, but Helen puts the “old” in “old school”. She makes a pteridactyl look new school.
Helen here is 86 years old. She was born in 1919. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. With that, I thought that we’d take a second for a quick history lesson. In 1919, the following events took place:
1) Treaty of Versailles signed, officially ending World War One. WORLD WAR ONE.
2) Eighteenth amendment to the US constitution ratified, prohibits alcohol in the United States. It goes into effect a year later. (ahhh, the irony).
3) League of Nations founded.
4) Helen was born
Helen was hanging out at the brewery on Sunday, and we had a chance to watch her ratify a whynatte, first hand. If you’ve ever questioned the explosive flavor of the whynatte, just watch how Helen looks as though she’s been prodded with a taser after taking the first sip of her daily whynatte.
Amongst her many hobbies, Helen favors golf, high jump, and spending a relaxing day at the market. How does she stay in such great shape for a woman of 86? Says Helen, “actually, the secret to my great health is a whynatte every morning before I head out for errands”. Could whynatte be the fountain of youth? Take a look at the video below, and decide for yourself:









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jesse you have outdone yourself with this one. what does she say at the end i can’t quite catch it.
I don’t think you can make out individual words due to the overwhelming excitement in her voice. It’s more a hyena like howl.
Thanks!
It doesn’t get better than this.
whatever. helga downed her whynatte in a matter of seconds. your grandma needs a face off with helga.
ponce de la ass meet whynatte: whynatte meet ponce de leon…