The following email came through last night:

Writes Patrice, “So my friend and I met a guy last night who introduced us to the whynatte. We were definitely skeptical at first, but being the coffee lover that I am (and in need of an energy boost) I was open to trying it. By the end of the night Daniel had introduced me to my new favorite drink and we were throwing out “whynatte” jokes all over the place. We even got my roommate to try it too, and she’s usually NOT open to new experiences. I look forward to hitting up some of the other bars in Atlanta that serve whynattes, especially Atlanta Brewing Company on Sundays.

Thanks for the idea!”

Well Patrice, no need to thank us. Whynatte is extremely thankful to be your new favorite drink. So thankful, in fact, that we’re going to send you a newborn spider monkey.

P.S. Your mom was obviously totally off base when she told you never to take anything from strangers…

Patrice loves beating cats. I mean really, who doesn’t?

Looks like her roommate is a cat beater as well.

That skeptical roommate doesn’t look too skeptical anymore.