Thanksgiving Day: Wilder Than a Nest of Ring Tailed Lemurs
  • Andy’s Famous Recipe For Disaster:
    20 Whynattes
    20 Drunks
    1 Bar

    To prepare, take 20 drunks, add them to 1 bar, and feed them 20 Whynattes. Mix all ingredients together, marinade for 4 hours, and then send entire mix out onto the streets of Atlanta.

    Jules and Shira preparing the troops for battle.

    Cooper, Mike, Yours Truly, and Jerry. I’ve received a number of emails asking about the availability of the camo Whynatte shirt. Well, tough shit, the shirt company we buy from discontinued them.

    Arthur, with the no look Whynatte drop. He’s like Kareem Abdul Jabar with his Whynatte.

    Your mouth, Arthur, your mouth. You’re supposed to pour the shit in your mouth.

    Lindsay, with her first Whynatte. Andy, with his 5,643,236th Whynatte.

    Orion’s hair is the stunt double for my mop.

    Julia, Shira, and Jerry. Julia is happier than a spotted Hyena after stumbling onto a den of young muskrat.

    Jacob on the right, and his cousin Bruce Brucestein on the left.

    Chapman, on the left, holding a glass that’s larger than his head. Trick photography? Maybe. Robbie, on the right. Robbie may not look like much of a fighter, but he’s a fully functional ninja.


    November 26th, 2006 | jesse | 2 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • M. Strizzle 11.26.2006

    “Julia is happier than a spotted Hyena after stumbling onto a den of young muskrat.”

    This line very nearly made me pee myself.

  • well if you couldn’t quite pee yourserf, i could recommend some dude in the windy-city that supposedly likes 2 pee on people….

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