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Dan, with the assistance of Whynatte.com staff writer Matt, threw a little Whynatte Soiree this past weekend. Dan hosted the event at his NYC apartment, and invited a host of alcoholic friends.
Matt proved himself to be the Starbuck’s Baristas worst nightmare, as he strolled into the joint and ordered up 8 Venti Lattes. Like it was no big deal. Rumor has it that he is known in certain circles as “The Latte King”. Rumor also has it that Matt was given a free slice of the Pumpkin Nut Bread, which he promptly threw into oncoming traffic on 5th Ave.
Ahhh, nothing like some good old fashioned bank routing information…
I’m shutting down Whynatte.com and dedicating an entire site to this girl. It will just be one photo, after another, of this smoke stack drinking whynattes. Gosh, nice hat there partner.
Matt has the look on his face that says, “I have consumed enough caffeine to kill a horse”. How funny is it that Matt couldn’t fall asleep until 7am the next morning? In my opinion, hilarious.
Oddly enough, this is actually the second time that the Empire State Building has made an appearance on Whynatte.com.
Dan and Matt with their harem.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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What the hell is a $14 “Coffee Traveler?”
oh dadford, you have so much to learn.
I’ve learned enough in my years to know that a $4 latte is butt rape but I still pay it. $14 for a travel companion seems like the latte is making you fix it dinner after it anally wounds you.
FACT: I had 3 whynatte’s that night.
FACT: I became sober after the 3rd one.
FACT: Love the Whynatte
Matt, here’s to you rockin that wristband like no other. I just got a whole new batch in
I’m still waiting for my whynatte wristband. When are we getting those?
i met a weird republican chick at that party. she wanted me to come to a viewing party at her house to watch her get interviewed on inside edition about having a man expose himself to her on the subway. i think matt had 5 whynattes.
Strizzzle, trust me, i’m working on the whynatte wristbands. Have to find somewhere that will stich them as opposed to screen print. Costs a few extra ducketts
Hello, weird republican here.
My subway masturbation story did air yesterday.
You were not missed, mean Professor.
damn, prof, you just got called out on whynatte.com
I am the hot (not weird) Republican’s friend. I am also in the picture with Matt and his hat. I am happy to drink whynattes and take pics for your website anytime.
Hilary, funny you should mention it, but I think Whynatte is taking its fresh style to the NYC in 2 weeks. Stay tuned, but I would be awfully salty if I did not see you and your friends out on the town drinking whynattes with us.
Can the weird/hot republican come?
Hell yeah she can. It wouldn’t be a whynatte weekend without a weird republican in our midst.
And just to give you a little background about the hat Matt is wearing in that photo — I bought it off the head of a Senegalese taxi driver for $20 on Halloween night 2005. Nice chap, but I needed that hat. If I knew then what I know now, I would have made him pull over and do a whynatte with me. Instead, I just paid him like a whore and got out of his cab, never to see him again.
That’s really a fantastic tale, DK. The fact that you rocked that hat in Senegal is something special in and of itself.
That is definitely the first callout on whynatte.com, and i must say i like it. From now on, if you want to call someone out, you do it on whynatte.com. Look forward to seeing all of you in nyc