Abraham Makes a Covenant with Whynatte

  • For those of you that are not so well versed in scripture, and being that it’s Hanukkah time and all, let me take a minute to give you a lesson.

    The good book tells us that Abraham bringeth forth 3 sons. God said to Abraham, “You will haveth 3 sons, and their nameth will be Ishmael, Isaac, and Latte”. God continued to speak to Abraham, “Your third offspring, Latte, will not be borne of body, but will be borne of spirit. Do not be distressed, as many year from now another man will be borne as Abraham, and will bring forth from him a new son to be nameth Whynatte. The tribe of Whynatte will be cloaked in the colors of blue and yellow.  Through Whynatte, ye shall have an everlasting covenant with Latte.”

    And so it was written.  It appears that we have finally found Abraham, and as such shall be led forth to the land of Whynatte.

    Abraham is but a mighty shepherd of Whynatte, and this is his holy flock.

    Abraham, on the right, explaining the righteous path to a young disciple.

    And God said to Abraham, “You shall go forth with the tallest latte in the land, and standeth taller than those that stand before you”.

    God spoke to Abraham, ”Ye shall assign all of your followers a number, which they must adorn themselves with at all times on their garments”.


    December 21st, 2006 | jesse | 7 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • mtb66 12.21.2006

    These photos bring tears to my eyes. . As if there is some doubt that Mich is numero dos. The BCS sux

  • jesse

    Margon, are you a follower from the tribe of Abraham?

  • M

    claro

  • Andy

    Michigan didn’t even win their own conference. They can’t be in the title game. Mich is def not numero dos. Tres at best and that’s only if they have a whynatte logo on their helmet

  • M

    Andrew, seriously, there is no reason numero uno and dos can not both be in the big ten, the dopest conference. For real, why is that so outlandish?

  • O-train

    I think Michigan would pound Florida. The Wolverines might win a rematch on a neutral site. The BCS is BS. Get a playoff system.

  • O-train

    Appears i was wrong. USC thumped Michigan.

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