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Last we saw of Clark, he was living the good life at the Burj Al-Arab hotel in Dubai. He said that he needed a break from the hustle and bustle of his “contracting” job. Safe to say, by the time you and I see these photos, Clark is likely nowhere near Amsterdam.
Back to business for Clark. He sent me a text message, in code, saying that he was being immediately dispatched to Amsterdam. He also mentioned that the shirt was just too filthy to be worn.
How did Clark manage to have his photo take from so far away? Perhaps this is actually the view looking out of a rifle scope?
If this isn’t the look of an International Spy, I don’t know what is. Clark wouldn’t allow me to post the photo where he is seen running for a helicopter that is landing to the right of the frame. Says Clark, “if they saw the chopper, they could find me”. Who is “they”???
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how is clark always on vacation? i want his job.
We need to get clark a few more shirts
Look at his face… he’s about to vomit… the shirt smells so bad he’s gotta hold it way out to the side so the stench won’t waft up into his nostrils.
hahahahaha… anyone who has ever traveled for an extended amount of time knows exactly what made clarks face look like that in the final picture… His nose was experiencing such the pungent smell trama from that shirt worn in about 15 countries and washed 0 times.
or kant cluck is feeling a lil left out of everybody’s effervescent phun..
but that’s probably wrong since clark can probaly take it..
it’s always phun 2 mess with those below you…
but i tend 2 think of it as super-chaunciness..
i’ve been wrong before, but this just hurts;
i always want 2 play but not like this…
you are seriousl-y damaging my
reality; please, please just
stop: red light, no go
green light ok;
yellow light?
please,
calm..
down