Whynatte Gets You Spun Like a Dreidel

December 22nd, 2006
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While they may be a few bar mitzvah’d Jews short of a proper minyan, these fellas got lit up on Whynatte’s like a menorah on the 8th night of Hanukkah.

The Brooklyn Whynatte crew, from left to right: A.B.,The Professor, Susanna,Postell Pringle.

Second from the left sits The Professor. At the NYC Whynatte party, The Professor drunkenly stepped on a spilled latte, and slipped harder than any man has ever slipped before. His feet went out from under him, his body became parallel with the earth below, and his head hit the tile floor like a monkey dropping a coconut from 30 feet up in the tree. If not dead, I thought for sure he was going to need immediate medical attention.

The Professor was stunned and shaken, but too full of caffeine to be thrown off his game. After laying on the floor unconscious for about 15 minutes, he opened his eyes and peeled himself from the latte soaked floor. I know for a fact that I saw him post-slip, wandering around dazed, with another Whynatte in his hand.

Andy 12.25.06

Good god that was one great tumble by the professor. I almost caught a shoe to the chin as he was going down

M. Strizzle 12.25.06

Chances The Prof. was concussed that night: 81 percent.

prof 12.26.06

Yes, its all true.

I just wonder, could it be that all the guys were in the room to wintness?
It was a little cleared out at that point. I remember just a few.
However, I certainly hope everyone saw it because it was indeed stupendous.
And why should anyone trust my memory after a slam to the noggin of that magnitude?
Actually, my kidneys, or lungs or something took the brunt of the force.
Thank God.
Otherwise, I would not only have won prize for best fall (Andy?) but for best deadly accident as well (not a prize you want to win).
I was running in there at full speed like I was running into the kitchen to pour a bowl of cereal without missing any of the game on tv.
Who helped me up? Thank you.
Best part, walked back up to girl I was getting the whynatte for and jumped right back in the saddle.
Latte leaves a funny crust on your clothes..
In ATL, but sick in bed with a fever. Thats why I am on internet at this time at night on my vacation.
maybe whynatte would cure my ills

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