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The notorious Green and Pink gangs, sworn enemies to one another, have spilt untold gallons of blood and beer in a feud that has claimed countless urban warriors before their time (not to mention animal bystanders – as the green and pink gangs fight over a small piece of turf in the middle of Atlanta’s Grant Zoo). Some of us had lost hope that the two sides might ever lay down their respectively green and pink ninja stars and embrace.
Then again, some of us were delightfully surprised the other night when the Green clan – represented by the pixy-like Geriblita (left), her smoldering sensuality cloaked behind her legendarily sweet smile, raised the green cup to Nonulnitanool (right) in a symbolic peace offering of whynatte and, well…peace.
At first, Nonulnitanool, the breathtakingly beautiful leader of the Pinks, assumed this was a ploy. She had her royal taster do a whynatte (not pictured because she’s less photogenic and also because she died later in an unrelated incident). The taster did not get sick or die (at that time), and so Nonulnitanool understood she was at a historic threshold -
The two Chieftainesses drank whynatte, reunited their clans, ended the wanton killing of defenseless zoo animals, and later made beautiful lady love.
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Jacob Weber
28 year old professional squash champion and auctioneer.
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hey pretty boys,
sometimes the post’s don’t make sense to me… this one is as baffling as the family posing with coffee makers and handwritten crayola marker signs for thanksgiving weirdness. I think this post would have been better had it been more honest… “I want to do very dirty things to these two girls. Thank you Whynatte for letting me film them in your namesake. It rubs the lotion on and puts it back in the basket.”
So what you’re really trying to say is that you really liked the post that Jake put up?
You know it sweetheart!
I’m thinking we should hire Kristen on the writing staff, brilliant stuff!
They should finalize their alliance by spearing some cats.
I’m just saying.
As the author of this post, I have to take issue with your criticism, Kristen. I felt that my desire to do “very dirty things to [these girls]” was more than evident in my post, but I also managed to add an amusing tale of reconciliation. So much for trying to bring a little narrative texture.
Jake, I think you’re the one misreading things. It’s obvious from Kristen’s comment that she genuinely liked your post. Gosh, Jake, always reading into things…
If it matters at all, I loved the post, jake. It didnt matter that I couldn’t pronounce the names of the rival clans… while I was reading it I just designated the first letter of the names as their title.. HUH?
Tom, you’ve always been smart like that
I am really, really sorry Jacob. I guess I didn’t read it correctly because I didn’t notice anything ‘amusing’ in the story. Amusing means “funny” right? Maybe I’m confused and that could be reason for my ignorance. I will keep reading it until I find the amusing tale of reconciliation that you intended for your readers. As far as ‘narrative texture’ i think i’m going to have take a community college course cause I didn’t get that either.
As the head of my fan club, you’re setting a very bad example.
seriously guys;
we all know that these 2 chicks are totally dikes and ready 2 do some real nasty and lezzie things as soon as the camera stops clicking and the jabroni dude with a semi-hard-on leaves…
i mean seriously…