Pure Monkey Business
  • Daniel has a penchant for many things, but high on his list is:
    1) Dropping a shot of Jager into a latte.
    2) His Whynatte shirt.
    3) Being surrounded by wild monkeys.
    4) Hosting underground cockfights.

    While on a recent trip to Thailand and Hong Kong, Daniel was kind enough to sport his Whynatte shirt.  As far as we know, he also drank the first Whynatte in Hong Kong.  Thank you for the photos!

    What would have been involved in strapping that Whynatte shirt onto the back of one of those little bastards?

    You too would have an uncomfortable look on your face if you had a backpack full of spider monkeys.

    Too bad there aren’t any nice beaches in Thailand.


    January 23rd, 2007 | jesse | 26 Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • MStrizzle 01.23.2007

    Look at that woman to the right out in the shallows in picture #3. She looks like she’s trying to drown a baby pig.

  • That monkey picture is really cracking me up.

  • Strizzle, she is just putting the finishing touches on one of those fucking monkeys.

  • the monkeys almost killed me…I did it for the whynatte…

  • How much were you able to fetch per monkey when you got back to NYC?

  • you have to realize how hard it is getting Monkey’s through US customs, especially after they have had a few whynatte’s…

  • Good point. Last time I bought a spider monkey, I paid somewhere around $3k. However, that one was good eating…he was at least a 5 pounder. I hear the market has been a little soft lately?

  • dan really loves that funky monkey

  • Hilary, long time no Whynatte. How are you? How is that hot latte of yours? Have you tried the monkeys that Dan brought back from Thailand? Are they as good as the ones he brought back from Nepal? I hear they’re a tad bit gamier.

  • Well hello to you, Mr. Whynatte. Due to this cold weather, my latte has been extra HOT lately…Unfortunately, Dan has not offered me a sample of his recently-smuggled monkeys. Perhaps you need to come up here with more whynattes that I can dribble on my shirt, and then we can all indulge in his monkey game.

  • these innuendos are PRICELESS

  • I’m fairly speechless myself. Whynatte will be pouring hot latte in NYC in short order.

    You kids need to get on mybloglog.com so that you can have a photo next to your posts. Click on the photo next to my posts and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

    Here is the only catch…when you sign up for mybloglog you have to put a website address in as your website. When you post on Whynatte, you are also asked to put in a web address. This is the link between mybloglog and whynatte.com, and how you are recognized when you post on this site. Don’t put in whynatte.com as your web address, otherwise my photo will come up next to your posts. Either use a made up web address, your myspace web address, or your actualy website if you have one.

    Fun stuff.

  • did it work?

  • Tom

    Hilary’s picture should be the priceless one now residing in only 2 places. 1) The Whynatte Hall of Fame and 2) Blown up and framed on a 2′ by 3” canvas over my fireplace. Right next to my stuffed komodo dragon head.

  • Tom

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  • Tom

    Finally!

  • holla!!! Santa is in the House

  • check.. 1.. 2

  • Tom: glad you like my dribble so much. However, usually I am not so sloppy….Nothing gets me going like a Whynatte!

  • oh man oh man, the whole whynatte family is getting in on the action

  • I’m going to put up a new post in honor of everyone getting their photos on the site

  • Tom

    Hilary… will you marry me?

  • Tom

    Maybe not the best time to admit this slight fault of mine as I awiat… I mean, await the biggest anser of my life… BUt I just had 17 whynattes and am wired like I snorted 7 time release adderall.

  • oh Tom…i am sorry to dissapoint you, but i just can’t deal with any kind of commitment right now. perhaps a casual rendezvous. but that may change after a few whynattes…

  • Tom – you’re in. Just make sure you wear your Whynatte shirt and take pictures.

  • Tom

    It’s ok. I can do casual. You know, I’ve been hurt in the past as well. You just gotta tell yourself, “I’m good enough… I’m strong enough… and gosh darnit, people like me.”

    Wait, where am I? What am I talking about? I blacked out…

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