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We drink Whynatte.
So you scored yourself a nice plush seat in one of the cities hottest VIP rooms. Congrats, you’re no different than the other 114 guys wearing black Kenneth Cole shoes alongside their stoic faces. Don’t fret, as all is not lost. Whynatte can help.
Next time, why don’t you mix things up a little bit, and bring a few lattes to the party? Substitute that bottle of Alize for a bottle of Jagermeister, and pour a few Whynattes for the kind folks in the neighboring booth. At first, they may be a little skeptical, but before long, you’ll discover that “Whynatte” is synonymous with “All the hot girls in this club want to take my last name, dance for me, and make many children with me”.
Here, let Andy show you how it’s done:
Andy, “yes, you’re about to drop a shot of Jagermeister into the scalding hot latte I snuck into this club”.
Andy, “yes, this fine brown sport coat was purchased less than 2 hours ago”.
Andy, “Yes, your girlfriend has her eye on my latte”.
Now you try it…
Next time your evening calls for the V.I.P. room, we encourage you to put Whynatte on your guestlist.
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Im diggin the coat, Coach!!
looks like andy’s eyeing my latte
That is a sharp coat Mr. Andy.
Sophie, nice call. Andy has his latte eye all over you. He should know that you don’t give up your latte that easily.
No Sophie does not give up her latte that easily at all. But she did state last time the whynatte tour bus stopped in Charleston that she’d deliver make-out sessions for $20. I think someone else was handing out motorboats for $5 so i passed
If I recall correctly, Andy’s sportcoat was one of many purchased on that particular evening.
From what I’ve heard, there was another Whynatte drinking fellow in the mix that had also purchased a sport coat of his own.
the sports coats were almost as priceless as jakes sweater we need the pictures of that! oh and yes andy, 20 bucks a makeout but remember it was 25 for you, don’t forget!
i am trying to not be the shadow of a man anymore!
sophie, you have to assign your mybloglog account with a website…it can be any website, aside from whynatte.com, cause if you use whynatte.com my photo will come up alongside your posts. If you don’t have a website that you’re the author of, I would say just to use your myspace or facebook website address as the address you put in for “sites I author” in mybloglog. Then, when you make a post on whynatte.com, make sure that you enter the same website address into the box on the whynatte page as you have on your mybloglog page. I know this sounds kind of confusing, but it’s simple once you understand my jibberish.
So, start by editing your profile on mybloglog, and entering a site into the sites you author spot.
Let me know if you have any questions.
-The Management
hmmm ok, i think that makes since
yay! sweet, thanks jesse!
you went and did it sophie, you fucking went and did it. Congrats!
Sophie, you need to make that pic you sent me your new photo. It looks like you got in the middle of an Ike and Tina domestic dispute
its on meryls phone, but i will try! i am healing tho!
uhhhh uncle jesse–
that does sound a little complicated..
do i have 2 do it now?