The Whynatte Snap

• January 24th, 2007
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For those of you in the know, you should know what I’m talking about by the “Whynatte Snap”. If you don’t know, I suggest you pop one of your step-brother’s ritalin, settle in, and let this lesson be known as Whynatte Snapology 101.

If you take down a Whynatte in proper fashion, you will know the Whynatte Snap when you hear it. It’s the sound of glass meeting glass; the sound of prosperity walking into the room. After you’ve dropped the Jagermeister into your latte, shot and all, and pounded the devine combination, you turn the pint glass back from your mouth into an upright posture. As the pint glass returns to an upright stance, the shot glass falls to the bottom of the pint glass and “clanks” against the bottom of the pint class. That noise you hear, that “clank” to end all “clanks” – That’s the Whynatte Snap.

The Whynatte Snap is the sign of someone who finishes the task at hand, the kind of person that doesn’t walk through life with undotted i’s and uncrossed t’s. If Noah ever drank Whynattes back in the day, he would have loaded that Arc with the last pair of Zebra, pounded a Whynatte, and then smiled as the shot glass clanked the bottom of the mother fucking pint glass.

Below is an instructional video. Turn down the Linda Ronstadt, and listen closely.