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Recipe for disaster:
Take 2 dozen Whynattes, mix in the oxygen that they’re pumping through the casinos, and the idea of “sleeping”, like the Snortnose Sturgeon, becomes an endangered species. We received the following photos, and email, from Tomas:
“Dear Whynatte:
Alex Amy and Aaron drink a Whynatte in Vegas. I drink 19 and wear my lucky Whynatte shirt to the blackjack table. Amy is in med school and I was too whynatted up to remember which field she is interested in but something tells me is an obgyn- vagina checker- baby producer. Alex is her significant other, and he is in graduate school to be a spy. Aaron is a professional Whynatte drinker.Make a long story short short, I got kicked out of the poker room at Treasure Island for being too “drunk” on whynattes but then took my whynatte shirt to the blackjack table and won a small fortune.”
International Whynatte Model, Tomas. Tomas is giving all of the ladies out there a taste of the upcoming Whynatte spring line.
Without a doubt the tallest glasses ever used to drink a Whynatte.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Tom, you forgot to mention that you were rubbing elbows with a Columbian, gangster, pimp who wanted you and Aaron to come and meet some of his ladies. The guy was probably just a Mexican tourist who had some lonely sisters at the Tropicana.
Tomas, i’m giving you fair warning. If you ever bring that blue suede suit home i will steal it for good
Rooj, i’m not sure it’s suede, I think that it’s just so fucking expensive that it has that velvety sheen to it.
Suede, velvet, leather, pleather. Regardless i’d wear it to whynatte night on the regular
That suit is slicker than a hairless cat covered in olive oil.
And on an unrelated note, nice avatar, Andy.
“That suit is slicker than a hairless cat covered in olive oil.”
Can’t really put it any better than that.
I wear that whynatte shirt regularly under my scrubs (yes, while checking vaginas).
its good to see tom still hasnt learned how to use his camera. good job tom.
nobody can touch tom when it comes to out of focus photos. nobody.
what are you guys even trying 2 say?
it confuses me:???: