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Virginia showed her smiling grill of teeth at El Bar this past Thursday. In honor of her appearance I decided to pull out the Merriam-Websters, and look up the actual meaning of the word “Virginia”. Here’s what I found:
Main Entry: vir·ginia
Pronunciation: vir-JIN-yah
Function: adjective
Etymology: of Latin origin
Synonym: Comatose
1 : of marriageable condition or age
2 : sexually attractive — used of a young woman who dates a man by name of Larry
3 : one who can drink large amounts of alcohol: the virginia drank 24 shots of vodka and she did not pass out
4 : of blonde hair, and one who holds her whynatte in extended outright arm positionTrue to definition, notice that Virginia has her arm in an extended position.
True to definition, notice that Virginia is dating a man named Larry.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Couldn’t of said it better myself!! Comatose is OBVIOUSLY back…in true whynatte style!!
Well well well well well, look who went and made a comment on the Whynatte site! If it isn’t Virginia (aka Comatose) herself! And I thought that I’d seen everything.
She went and did it. A couple more whynattes, a few more posts and creation of a bloglog account and i might have to stop calling her sobatose
Might being the key word.