Fact: Not only is Whynatte credited with putting an end to apartheid, but Whynatte is generally recognized as the driving force behind the peace process in the Middle East.

Here at Whynatte, we take our job seriously. While you were watching Dancing with the Stars, we were out working hard to improve the lives of the underpriveledged. Sure, some people could consider what we do to be frivolous, but we recognize the fact that dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a hot latte is serious business. We are acutely aware of the social responsibility that comes along with this path that we’ve chosen for ourselves.

So are we going to win a Nobel Peace Prize? Probably, but the recognition is not what we’re all about. If we could fly under the radar, and do this job without all of the attention, we’d be happy to do so. As it is, fighting for justice and equality is not always done without a little pomp and circumstance, so if that means we have to get absurdly famous, and drive black Lamborghini’s with tinted windows and black 22″ rims, then I guess that’s just the price we’ll have to pay.

At Whynatte, we’ll do whatever it takes to bring peace to this earth. Even if it means selling out, and buying mansions that have huge display cages in the living room that we can use to display the exotic felines that we plan to buy.

Case in point:

It’s not all fun and lattes here at Whynatte, but someone’s got to do it.