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The following is a quote taken verbatim from the Welcome to Auburn University page on the Auburn University website:
“Auburn University is not only known for its great education, its also has notability for its impact on the state of Alabama”.
Please read that again, and this time ask yourself the simple question, “Why the fuck did Auburn not check the grammar on their website?”.
I mean, if you’re going to screw up your grammar, at a minimum don’t screw it up in a sentence where you’re touting your “great education”. That’s like yours truly telling you that a Whynatte tastes great, and then proceeding to urinate all over your face. Or something like that.
Whynatte is not only the best beverage in the world, its also has a great website.
Caroline and her friends are not only very attractive, they is also love the Whynatte.
It was great to have Caroline and her friends visit Atlanta (from Auburn) this past weekend. They is so nice, and they did drank Whynattes like old pro’s.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Don’t make fun of Auburn. I know someone who got educated real good there.
K8, I’m saying that Auburn is not only a good school, but that its also has great athletic program
Shame on you, just cause you did undergrad at Harvard and both your doctorates – Advanced economic theory and animal semiotics – at Princeton doesn’t mean you can crap all over Auburn. Maybe you didn’t hear: “they have a lot of notability.”
Maybe you should change your url to http://www.grammarpolice.com, you snob!
just calling it like i see it
And as we all know, athletics are the real reason for going to college at Auburn. If you aren’t playing football, you better be doing some hardcore tailgating.
As much as I love seeing my awesome friends and me up on the whynatte website, I don’t appreciate all the hate on Auburn. But,I guess you’re right..I do not go to Auburn for the superb intellects, but instead for the fun football and crazy tailgating here on the Plains:)
Well, actually Caroline, I was going to give Auburn credit for being a solid education. I was writing the post, and decided to head over to the Auburn University website to check it out, and possibly get a little background information on your fine institution. When I noticed that there was a blatant grammatical fuck up on the front page of the website, I couldn’t help but take the bait. I mean, it was akin to a ring tailed lemur taking the easy low hanging fruit, instead of climbing up onto the shaky upper brances for the higher hanging fruit.
Obviously no disrespect was meant. I mean, for the love of God, I went to UC Santa Cruz…I took a class called “Music of the Grateful Dead” when I was a senior. Kids were smoking weed in class. That’s not a joke.
Wow those girls are hot! looks like a fun party
There just isn’t anything quite like a Whynatte party, Amy. It’s like Kwanza coming early. And yes, while Auburn may not be known for its stellar academics, they are definitely known for their hot girls.
Why does my picture not appear when I leave posts?
And yes, Aubrun girls are silly hot. So were the girls at my Alma Matter, but they were also actresses. And, well, emotional black holes.
you’re doing something terribly wrong, jacob. Make sure that you have uncannyproductions.net as your “website I author” in mybloglog.com’s system. It should appear on your myblog site as a website that you’re the author of. That is essentially your tag at mybloglog.com, and that’s how Whynatte.com recognizes you as Jacob on Whynatte.com – by the website you enter when you make a post here. If that doesn’t work, you should just kill yourself.
I will now kill myself
On your site I found information Ive searched Good site, thanks
Jesse may be the grammar police – (but) Jacob is like the damn grammar samurai! : Look ‘t his incisive and poetic wielding of every punctuation known in the English language on his first post…