Running a brothel, while dabbling in arms trade, is no walk in the park. It’s not easy keeping all of the girls in line, much less dealing with the physical strain of routine beat-downs, and hauling heavy weapons all over the city.

When the going gets tough, these three brothel proprietors rely on Whynatte to take the edge off.

Says Matt, “I had just finished my Thursday night pistol whipping of this guy, and I was totally beat. I mean, I felt like I was the one who had been beaten sideways with the gun handle. Thanks to Whynatte, I had the energy to drag the guy’s limp body out of the brothel, across the street, and all the way to the ditch in the adjacent park”.

Adds Jeremy, “It’s true…Whynatte is where it’s at. We had just received a full crate of new rifles, but the crate was delivered to the apartment on the first floor. Thanks to Whynatte, I had the strength to carry the weapons up two flights of stairs, down the hallway, and into the brothel. On my own, no less”.

Jake seems to agree, adding, “I had been running all night…hadn’t slept in days. Jeremy and Matt were both in Nicaragua recruiting, and I was left to run the whores for a full 4 days on my own. I never could have made it through those 4 days without Whynatte”.

If Whynatte is good enough for 3 guys running whores and guns, isn’t is good enough for you? Next time you’re feeling like the tank is a little low, trust Whynatte to give you that energy boost you crave.