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When the mercury falls, beautiful women love cozying up next to Whynatte’s big warm urn. Last night was a frosty bitch of an evening, but thankfully Whynatte was on the scene to urn our keep, and to make sure the masses stayed toasty.
They say when you meet the right one, you just know…When Andy and I layed eyes on this 100 latte self-heating urn, we knew we had found true love.
Hot girl named Abby. Hot urn named Urnesta.
For good luck, kiss urn. For medium luck, wear hat.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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At last, my desire for hot girl on urn action has been fufilled.
You’ll find only the hottest girl on urn action here at Whynatte
Ah…
Urnesta.
That’s a whole Latte lovin’ right there.
That picture is just way too hot. Hot urn, Hot girl. Hot hot hot. I saw the snow immediately start to melt up here in iowa as soon as i opened the page. Please get me out of iowa
i’m just wondering how hot that urn really is?
i mean it kant be that hot if some chick is nearly making out with, in a very weird almost african-american way…which is actually kinda turning me on now that i think about it, uh i’ll be back in a few….
So do these chicks snort the ashes like aging rockstars do?
oh, bar de El, how I miss thee