People have been telling me a lot of fibs lately. Of note, I have recently been told the following promises by unnamed people, all of which turned out to be of suspect validity:
-”I will take a photo of myself drinking a Whynatte”
-”I will send you the photo of myself drinking a Whynatte”
-”Electric eels are dormant this time of year”

So along comes Anthony, a fellow who I have never met. Much like the time that I was falsely assured that “the venom glands have been removed”, I was a tad bit skeptical when Anthony told me that he would take a photo of himself drinking a Whynatte in Boston. I said to myself, “Sure, Anthony’s a well meaning guy with a killer smile, but I’m not going to hold my breath on this alleged Boston Whynatte photo”.

Turns out, I should have held my breath. Much to my delight, Anthony partnered up with his buddy Marcus, and the two of them got as high as they possibly could, before putting the tomahawk to a pair of Whynatte.

Writes Anthony:

“Whynatte,
As promised, here is day 1 of 4 in Boston, me and my friend Marcus doing a whynatte at the Prudential Tower’s restaurant ‘Top of the Hub’ on the 52nd floor. You can see the John Hancock building in the background. Fucking beautiful sunny day in Boston!!

Cheers Dude,

Anthony”

Anthony and Marcus. They are both so high in Boston.

Anthony has a website of his own, Mad Whips, to which Whynatte gives a full “5 latte” rating. People send Anthony photos of exotic cars that they see around the world, and he posts them on his website for all to see. There are some photos of cars that cost more than your soul, and I encourage you to take a minute to check out Mad Whips.

In other news, Whynatte is going to start a site called Mad Felines, which will feature photos of exotic cats that people see around the world. Stay tuned.