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Kate and Craig make excuses to throw a dinner party like you make excuses for that crusty issue of Latin Inches that you “accidentally” had sandwiched between the mattresses of your bed. Which is to say that Kate and Craig do not have anything to do with Hispanic pornography, but have everything to do with throwing dinner parties to celebrate the Chinese New Year.
Let’s be honest with ourselves for a moment: What better occasion to throw a dinner party than to ring in the year of the boar? And, what better way to ring in the year of the boar than with a round of Whynattes? And, what better way to drink Whynattes, than to do so with 16 people that couldn’t look hotter even if they were wearing suede vests covered in flaming petroleum jelly?
Which, perhaps, is to say that I am wearing a suede vest as I write these very words. And not because it’s cold.
Kate accompanied the photos below with the following email:
“Hi Guys,
Craig and I decided to ring in the Year of the Pig by having a dinner party for 16…
We of course did whynattes, which we called Chinattes on this special occasion due to the fact that we all enjoyed a fortune cookie with our whynattes.
Lynsey Friedman is your #1 Whynatte fan and also a pterydactyl of the Central Park Rangers soccer team. Notice Martin in the background of the photo of Megan enjoying her Whynatte.The girls in the group photo are L-R: Amelia, Megan, Lynsey, Kate, Elena, Keri, Bianca & Erinn…
Enjoy…
xoxo Kate”The “Chinatte”.
First off, what did I say in the post below about people always closing thier eyes when they drink a Whynatte for the first time?
Second off, it’s still safe to say that Martin has a finer head of hair than a purebred Yak from Nepal.
On the left is Lynsey, Whynatte’s “#1 fan”. This is all well and good, but Lynsey’s real charm is the fact that she was actually born with gills.
On the right is Kate. Kate’s favorite Chinese proverb is “Be not afraid of a glass with full latte. Be afraid of those with no latte at all”.
It’s a crying shame that they don’t make a Crate Depot doesn’t make a crate large enough to fit all 7 of these beautiful women into. I guess we’ll just have to stick with the 2 woman crate that we currently have hanging from the ceiling in the office.
Happy Chinese New Year’s from Kate, Craig, and Whynatte! Thank you to all of Kate and Craig’s friends that showed the Whynatte some love.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Martin actually does wear a toupee that is made of 100% yak fur
Does anyone remember how many times Martin did the “Oh no, my eyeball fell out” joke with that lychee??
Jesse – not to question your counting skills – but which one of the 8 ladies is not beautiful enough to fit into the crate?
Kate, it’s really incredible what they’re doing with yak fur these days. Martin is lucky to have a father who is in the yak toupee business…those things aren’t cheap.
Brent, that’s an excellent observation. I would probably stick Lynsey into her own crate, since word on the street is that she doesn’t play well with others.
Martin must have done the lychee joke about ten times at least… I laughed at least 3 of the times… I can play well with others but often choose not to – especially in any competitive event – and especially when it comes to Whynattes…
Lynsey…it’s definitely your reputation on the soccer field that I was referring to. If you’re anything like Kate, you will both need crates of your own.
I don?t know what you guys are talking about; I thought that the lychee joke only got funnier each and every time??
It is my personal opinion that things posted on YouTube are REALLY funny.
Craig – GET WITH THE POSTING!
Lynsey and I will definitely need our own crates. Actually, we never fight with each other so we could possibly share the 7th crate. But then again, we only travel in luxury…so make it 8 crates total.
Your crates are luxurious…aren’t they?
Kate, of course my crates are luxurious. A girl like you deserves nothing but the finest crate. And Lynsey? For the love of God, a woman of that caliber deserves a crate made out of crushed velvet.
I’m blushing….
Now just make sure the crate is complete with sour candy (of all kinds) and Whynattes of course! : )
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