Whynatte: Is it better with eyes closed?

For some reason, everyone closes their eyes when they drink a Whynatte for the first time.

For some reason, I forgot both of these guy’s names immediately after they told them to me.

Coincidence? Nope. Crazy shit like this is nothing more than a routine day here at Whynatte.

Jules 02.18.07

I thought that was Clark!

jesse 02.18.07

Jules, you should know better. Clark never drinks a Whynatte with eyes closed.

brentdiesel 02.18.07

Clark is black?

Jogre 02.19.07

I kept my eyes open, to be honest.

In truth, I wanted to drink the WhyNatte with my whole face, as that first drop was so delicious.