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1) It’s your birthday, you were born on Valentine’s Day, your parents had the good sense to name you Elizabeth, and you’ve got 4 perfectly prepared Whynattes planted before you;
2) You’re drinking Whynattes with your good friends Mike, Bret, and Danielle, and your friend Danielle is giving the camera her patented “pour that hot latte all over my hot body” expression;
3) Bret is wearing the same filthy Whynatte shirt that he’s had on for 2 weeks straight, and you’ve splurged on a sexy new red number of your own;
4) For your birthday, Bret and Mike teamed up to purchase you a delightful framed painting of a patio landscape, which you immediately hung on the wall of your dining room;
5) Your friend Mike is showing off by drinking his Whynatte with one hand;
6) Your friend Danika has been awake since the crack of dawn procuring intertubes.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Bret– 2 things. 1) Bring the lady in the red dress and the lady in the white dress with you to the whales vagina this weekend. 2) Buy another whynatte shiry… NOW. haha… I’ll cant wait for this weekend. We might drink over 100 whynattes together. I think we should make that our goal and document the whole thing. WHat do you think?
I will definitely need about 100 whynattes to keep me awake after the 8 hour drive from San Jose. You know I’m in.
Remember – YouTube awaits, gentlemen…
Milk was a bad choice… er, at least whole milk. About 2 gallons of whole milk in 3 days and I have taken a latte ICBMs.