It’s Thursday Night, and We Roll Like a Torah
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Time to turn off the bath water and get dressed, Leon. Put on your finest parchment vest, because it’s Thursday night, and it’s time to drink a Whynatte or six. There isn’t anything particularly organized going on tonight, if you’re stuck in the Islamic State of Oman, but here in the Western Hemisphere wer’e going to light up the labia menorah like it’s the 8th night of Hanukkah.
Which is to say that if you’re in Atlanta, come to El Bar.
If you’re in a different city, take a cue from the girls below, and intertwine Whynattes with someone you love.









