Please consider the following questions:

-Do you have arms that are flimsy like the tentacles of an octopus?

-Is your hand eye coordination akin to that of a Native American war chieftan at a peyote ceromy?

-Are your palms greasy like the pistons on a ’93 Daihatsu Charade?

If you answered yes to any of the question above, we have the answer for you: The Whynatte Bib.

You can finally stop spilling Whynattes all over your fine suede cardigans; Whynatte bibs are now available in the Whynatte store.

The prices are as follows:
Women’s – $399
Men’s – $599
Rhesus – $1,099

Let a couple of our resident Whynatte models show you how to work the bibs:

The prices may seem a little steep, but consider for a moment that each bib is handmade, and that no two are alike.

If you think that the prices on the bibs are a little rich, ask yourself if you can really put a price on not having to worry about stains on your white elk skin vest?

The bib may save your garments from stains, but it won’t necessarily make you look like a hot college girl. But then again, it may…

Not only are they made of finely woven cotton, all Whynatte bibs are machine washable!

YES! More fun for the entire tribe!