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You try dealing with a newborn clutch of baboon and running this Whynatte website at the same time.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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It would be best to get the baboons to write the site for you.
Do I have to think of everything?
Jesse,
Do you have the tracking # for my baboon shipment? I requested overnight shipping but it’s still not here.
Kate —
They’ve probably suffocated by now.
If only I could teach baboons how to brew a god forsaken latte. I would just sit around my house, and watch the whole fucking clutch of them brew my neighborhood lattes. All the while, I would be keeping my eye on the meatiest of the lot, always calculating the proper time to put that bitch on a spit roast over the kenmore grill on my back deck.
Kate, I’ll email you that tracking number. I sent it via ark. It normally takes about 40 days. And 40 nights.
It’s awkward when it takes 40 days and 20 nights.