Nick Vincent Prefers His Bread Leavened

April 19th, 2007
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When Nick Vincent isn’t laying down his pimp hand down on a fine piece of underage brisket, he likes to break bread with his good friends Aaron, Tom, and Mike. Over a few Whynattes, of course.

Whynatte recieved the following photos from Nick Vincent’s assistant, Svetlana. Svetlana accompanied the photos with the following email:

“Mr. Vincent asked me to forward you the following photos, and asked that you do post them shortly onto your website. Mr. Vincent is unable to send the photos himself, as he must attend to important business in arms trade. In my home country of Russia, the Whynatte is most famously known, and the creators of Whynatte are made for a parade through many once poor towns. Where once were dry latte silos, now stand silos that flow with the darkest latte of ever known. Thank you Whynatte for helping to bring prosperity to my impoverished home. Svetlana”

But anyway, enough about the good that Whynatte is doing for the world, and on with Nick Vincent’s photos:

Nick Vincent’s hair at 7pm.

Nick Vincent’s hair at 11pm.

News Flash: Calcium is the real deal.

Blonde girl on phone: “Oh my god! Brooke! I’m actually hanging out with Nick Vincent”

Girl on other end of phone: “No way, are you sure it’s really him?”

Blonde girl: “It must be him! He drinks such hot Whynattes, and he has thick flowing hair like an orangutan. When I close my eyes, I just simply melt”

Whynatte is so berserk, you best wear your helmet.

Q: Is the Whynatte life really as glamorous as it seems?

A: Yes.

Aaron, Mr. Vincent's Consigliarie 04.20.07

As a close personal friend of Mr. Vincent’s. let me just say that the first time meeting him is scarier than the time i told Kaiser Sorsai that he was a scared pussy with no backbone. However Mr. Vincent also has a soft side for the ladies and is able to attract them to himself easier than jupiter can collect moons. not only will Mr. Vincent offer a complete stranger a frech whynatte, he will also give that person a million dollars just to sleep with his girlfriend. that is what i call true chivalry. i mean a million bucks, can you really say no?

Arturo Fantastico 04.20.07

I must confess I don’t quite get this one. I assume I’m missing something. Is this guy famous or something?

Tom 04.20.07

Yes. Yes he is.

I am crying laughing right now.

jesse 04.20.07

Arthur, if you haven’t heard of Nick Vincent you must not watch any spanish reality television. Either that, or you’re living in Macon. Or both.

Mr Walbert 04.21.07

he is also famous for wearing the whynatte shirt for some 17 days in a row. It didn’t smell and he only stopped wearing it because he left it at a girls house. When asked “why?”… he simply responded “whynatte.” well put Mr. Vincent

Nick V 04.21.07

other stats that you didnt know about nick vincent.
I)He intravenously injects whynatte into his blood stream 8 times a day, once every three hours, to avoid both sleep and sobriety.
II)The only time he actually lays the pimp hand down is when they get too close to his whynatte.
III)Sometimes when Nick takes his morning after piss, it actually smells like whynatte.
IV)For some girls latte is an aphrodisiac, Nick allows these girls to lick the inside of his cup after he has taken his whynatte.
V)This will not be the last of Nick V that whynatte.com will see.