The Shocker
  • Two of my favorite playground games growing up were Just the Tip, and Shocker.

    Because this is a family oriented Christian website, I can’t really go into too much detail regarding the rules of Just the Tip. I would hate for all of our advertisers to pull their lucrative spots. You can probably figure that one out on your own, or maybe you’re even personally familiar with it.

    Shocker, on the other hand, is a marvelous game where by you insert 2 fingers into the vagina, and one into the anus. In order to win, you’ve got to make sure to have the element of surprise on your side. Also, long fingers and proper hand formation don’t hurt.

    Take Julian, for instance. You’ll notice that he has long sinewy fingers. Fella has obviously played a game or two of shocker in his day.

    Seriously, that’s a latte of fucking latte.


    April 16th, 2007 | jesse | 9 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • K8 04.16.2007

    Did you forget the game you loved the most of them all?! “First Guy in Our 7th Grade Class to French Kiss a Girl”
    Memory Refreshment: Catherine Waite/Loft/Jane’s Classroom/Lunchtime

  • K8

    Not til I wrote the above comment did I realize that you’ve been a pimp since ’90

  • Jesus Kate, you have the memory of an elephant.

  • Kate, are you sure of those details? For some reason I thought it was Jill Palmer’s Bat Mitzvah party, in a dark corner of the ball room…I could be mistaken though, as I was naturally blinded by the passion of the moment.

  • I’d simply like to say that Jesse and Julian are all class. All class.

  • K8

    Hmmm, I do recall that there was some monkey business at Jill’s Bat Mitzvah. Perhaps the kiss in Jane’s loft was the second one you guys shared.

  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

    Julian and Vince Carter–separated at birth?

  • Tom

    Haha… Thanks Arthur. That made me laugh for a good minute.

  • I’ve always wondered why Julian was such a ladies man. The verdict has returned…

    Also, does anyone else notice that Julian’s fingers look slightly webbed in the third photo?

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