The Whynatte life is not always glamorous, yet sometimes there is beauty in the mundane (not really). Sure, there are many yachts and purebred saber cats in our day to day lives (like over 50, on average), but we’re living life on the top of the pyramid (see: scheme, pyramid). That’s how the system is set up: The rich get more latte than the poor.

For the majority of Whynatte drinkers out there, the Whynatte experience is typically one of abandoned warehouses, nondescript windowless rooms, White Snake tape cassettes, and basement game rooms with asbestos stuffed walls, stuffed like the truffle stuffed porcini mushrooms that I threw at a homeless guy today. I missed him though…my BMW was driving way too fast to get off a good shot.

Anyway, where was I? I can’t remember, as I’ve had wayyyy too much champagne tonight. For what it’s worth, watch the following video, and keep in mind that lead paint is bad for you. So is fighting with swords.