Whynatte Sponsorship

  • Things that Whynatte sponsors:
    1) Sleeping in the carcass of a freshly slain Yak.
    2) Not wearing sunscreen.
    3) The unsolicited wearing of wigs.
    4) Jodeci style fades.
    5) Intramural soccer teams.

    Do you want Whynatte to sponsor your team? Email us, and make a good case. Not just your run of the mill misdemeanor case, but you better bring a full on felony intent-to-distribute-that-kilo-of-raw- cocaine sort of case. Basically, if you’re trying to get us to sponsor you, we need you to try on the proverbial black leather glove, and show us that the bitch doesn’t fit.

    Needless to say, if we decide to sponsor you, you’re going to have jerseys that are fresher than the flounder fillet that I just slapped on my grill.


    April 25th, 2007 | jesse | 10 Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

10 Responses and Counting...

  • K8 04.25.2007

    central park rangers soccer girls are soooo jealous

  • jesse

    hottest jersey ever?

  • Jogre

    That girl in the front takes that shirt very seriously. GOOD FOR HER AND HER REFUSAL TO DO THE CLICHE “THUMBS UP”.

    Phew.

    So, Jesse…

    If WhyNatte sponsors one’s soccer team, does that mean the break-time orange slice snacks are replaced with a more high-octane bevvy?

  • jesse

    yes, the half time snacks will be dry aged bone eye steaks. Because that’s how we roll around here.

  • Arturo Fantastico

    I hear the team needs an enforcer. I’ll be back for the summer on May 12th.

  • jesse

    Arturo, you know you just want to get your hands on one of them jerseys.

  • Johnny-Latte

    yeah , they’re nice. I had my hands on one and was forced to return it!! DAMN!!

  • M

    I want one of those t shirts in a medium please :)

  • O-train

    You should all be pleased to know that team Whynatte is now 2-0! Must be the expresso beans.

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