Confederate Whynatte Pirate Washes Up On Beach
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Marine Biologists were astounded when arriving upon St George Island, off the coast of Florida, to discover a living Confederate Pirate washed up on the beach.
“He had no arms, no legs and was flopping around the beach like a horny manatee”, said famed marine biologist Dr. Chaps Grundlesworth. “He was attempting to lick an empty Corona bottle and screaming “Wntay! Wntay!”
A translator soon revealed he was screaming “Whynatte” in an ancient Bangonese dialect. “Ever since then we’ve been feeding him Whynatte’s intravaneously. The little fella’s doing so good we let him out of his cage, teather him to a rope on a pole and just let him flop around in the sandbox”, states Dr. Grundlesworth.
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That’s a very funny spread, but how do you he’s confeferate?
welllllllll, um ya like, um, the like flag on his um, head
That solves that mystery – and alerts me to matt’s odd homoertic fixation on pirates.
Dr. Grundlesworth…
Pure quality, Andrew.
proud
Matt, your post is odd.
pretty sure someone stole matt’s password
Yeah, I didn’t write that… Jesse, can you delete that smut? And — how did someone else log on as me? That’s mildly disturbing. Whoever it is will be kneed in the groin.
Don’t you mean “kneed” in the groin? As in firmly massaged?
Jacob, it’s “knead”
k8, i’m tired of you correcting me. Next time I see you, I’m taking you over my knea and spankin your ass like a catholic school boy.
the two of you knead to stop bickering with one another.
jacob, if you don’t start spelling things correctly i am going to slice you with a billy club
Nice callback K8, but I was hoping for something a little more dirty and a little less painful.
just peed in my pants. no joke.