Take a look inside for a moment. No, Ralph, not a look inside the pantry. Take a good look inside yourself for a moment. What do you see?

Perhaps you had a tough day, and the cards didn’t fall in your favor; You drew a straight flush of chlamydia, and the world around you feels like it’s crashing down. You submitted a script, and the producer wiped his anus with it. You didn’t pay your electricity bill, and now your house feels like an Chippewa sweat lodge. Your biggest client told you to get down on your knees and drink hot urine straight out of his urethra. We all have days like this.

The point being that not all days can be filled with elves and lollipops, which is simply another reason that we have Whynatte. When the pain comes, turn to Whynatte. If you’re feeling like you just can’t go on, turn to Whynatte. Questioning the existence of a higher being? Turn to Whynatte. Diagnosed with yellow fever? Turn to Whynatte. Whatever plagues you, turn to Whynatte.

When you’re feeling down, don’t just get drunk. Get drunk with Whynatte.

Will a saucy bartender with a clutch of 4 Whynatte make the pain go away? Yes.

Will a friend with a pink shawl make the pain go away? Yes.

Will an unshowered friend in a throwback Braves jersey make the pain go away? Yes.

Whynatte: We’re here for you when you’re feeling up. We’re here for you when you’re feeling down. We’re here, and we’re not going anywhere.