The Birthday of Thomas

People create new methods for old practices on a regular basis. The process is akin to the same evolutionary progression that takes place in nature; At some point, the octopus developed suction cups on its tentacles, the Chinese camel has adapted to a habitat of salt water, the Peruvian Cave Bat developed the ability to fly with wings akimbo, and a young lad named Thomas created the “island Whynatte”.

The island Whynatte involves placing the Jager-filled shot glass into the glass, and then pouring the latte into the space surrounding the shot. Thus, the Jager shot sits in the middle of the glass as though it’s an exotic island within a sea of sweet latte. As Thomas puts it, “for those of you that like a little more of a Jager taste with your Whynatte, the island Whynatte may be just what the doctor ordered”.

Take a look at the photo below, and at the Whynatte on the far right. That’s the island Whynatte.

Chris “Crazy Eye” McClure, far right, accentuating the dangers of mixing ox tranquilizers and alcohol.

Tom 05.31.07

Can I please get a fucking happy birthday? Or a response to this crazy new contraption. One day I will get in the hall. I’m stirring up ideas right now.

Tom 05.31.07

And the lord said you gotta rise up-a…

jesse 05.31.07

Thomas, you are a man who gives so much, but in turn receives so little. You give the Whynatte community your heart and soul, and in return not so much a peep out of those that you considered to be your friends.

And a picture of a girl with a Whynatte shirt gets 20 comments…What kind of a world are we living in?

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