Whynatte Bikini Bottoms (special order item #53436)
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The traditional bride price among Africa’s Azande tribe is twenty spears.
Either of these lovely women would easily fetch no less than seventy spears.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Nice “assets”
70 spears? Try 3-5 years.
They are 18…by seven hours.
I will have to say…
The means justifies the ends…
That is all…
Cheers
“You’re daddy must be a butcha becauz it looks like someone stuck 2 fine Christmas Hams down the back of yo pants…”
Tom, that’s gross.
It’s almost June.
By now those Christmas Hams would be eaten by maggots.
Geez!
they must workout…
I can guarantee you all that somehow, both of those girls are K8.
what is k8
Wow.
I can’t believe you asked that.
I CAN’T!
Last time I checked, which would be never, K8 was an astute female with cunning good looks and great features or she could just be a beast in disguise from the planet Zae-Tar. Both of these girls could be K8 because the beings from Zae-Tar can not only shape shift but they can A-sexually multiply like horny rabbits on viagra.
if you take too much viagra you reproduce asexually? i see some lawsuits coming.
Maybe he was using an italian accent?
“Hey! It’s a-me. Mario! I-m a-gonna reproduce a-sexually! “
Santa likes:lol: