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The following is a photo of:
a) A yellow mail delivery truck delivering wild dingo instead of mail.
b) A woman wearing a Whynatte shirt, leaving for a conference in Minneapolis.
c) A typical street scene in Macedonia.
d) A black lincoln towncar driven by a man named Charles “blood diamond” Seymour.
e) An alien who has taken over the body and skin of a woman named Ja-Shin.
f) All of the above.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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f, all of the above
or G) my beautiful girlfriend who had reached a low boil rage at my repeated efforts to photograph her. The rage had increased with our knowledge that any moment a pride of wild dingos would spring from the truck behind her and we would be forced to battle them until one group – either they or us – lay prostrate and urinated and upon themselves.
Ya’ll are crazy. Lemme just say that the driver of the town car was definitely crazy. I was fearing for my life a little bit on the way to the airport. I feel honored to be on the whynatte site, but, yes, I was very annoyed that my dear Jacob was trying to take photos of me early in the morning when I’m tired and pissed that I’m going to Minneapolis for a conference. PS – i’m here in Minneapolis and i’ll be wearing the Whynatte shirt to the bowling alley… ;o)
Ladies and Gentleman: Ja-Shin: the only person to leave longer posts than me.
Shut up, Jacob.
Jesse, what inspired you to invoke the name Charles Seymour?
Matt, if you haven’t heard, Charles Seymour is the most well known limo driver in all of the land. He’s been known to drive 2 limos at once, running like a fleet-footed gazelle in between each one to advance them. Passengers don’t even notice. He’s THAT good. He’s also been known to challenge any and all of his passengers to matches of Tennis to test manhood.
Oh, I choose C.
Jimmy: why does everyone refer to Seymour as a gazelle? It always seemed a little homoerotic.
I can only imagine what you see in your mind when you think of a gazelle.
Strizzle – been thinking about c. seymour a lot these days. Haven’t we all?
z) Me.
Jesse: Most german dictionaries will tell you that gezelshaft means “society,” for me it translates to: “Seymour’s hard, gazelle like member.”
PS: maybe the most clever thing I’ve offered up on this site.
pps: Jogre – You wouldn’t mock with the sleepy shorthand if you ever saw the glistening gazelle like haunches of c. seymour as he loped through parking lots, retrieving cars like some domesticated gazelle-god, come down from some savana in the sky to satisfy our lust for gezelshaft.
These pposts are way too long for me to read. I told charlotte walbert that I drank 50 whynatte in a weekend and she nearly had a heart attack. Then proceeded to rip the whynatte out of the drinking hands of kari as if it were the holy grail. We need this photo!! HALL of Fame, no question!
by the way, just read my post and I now know it made no sense at all. Sorry about that.
T-bone: you’re showin signs of lunacy old man.
somebody needs to light a fire under C. Walberts ass — unacceptable turnaround time on those photos
just for clarification pirposes, charlotte grabbed and drank the whynatte like it was the first thing she’d drinking in 4 days.
For the love of god you’re telling me that there is photo documentation of Charlotte Walbert throwing down a Whynatte and I DONT HAVE IT??? Jesus.
Jacob:
z) Yes.
Can I nominate this for the hall of fame purely on the fact that somhow it recieved 20 comments?