Getting All Mennonite On That Ass
  • Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time that the Whynatte has appeared on the Amish wedding scene. Check out the following link:The Amish Wedding Whynatte.

    The following photos are from a second Amish wedding that was attended by our friend and colleague, Johnny Latte. Apparently his cousin was getting married. To celebrate, the family shined up the wood 48′s on the buggy, picked up a few ho’s, and tilled Whynatte’s like they were tilling a beat harvest.

    But really, it doesn’t fucking matter, since the Amish don’t use computers in the first place, and the people in this post will never see themselves online anyway. I suppose I shouldn’t be such a salt lick about it, and I should go ahead and post the photos…

    You may recognize the man in black from such films as I’m Amish but I Love Whynatte, or last year’s smash hit I’m Married, but I Still Whynatte

    Even the groom’s Amish mother decided to get in on the hot latte action.

    I’m sure you’ve heard the old saying, “When Ezekiel is away, the girls will play”.

    On the far left is the brother of the groom, and best man, enjoying his first Whynatte…

    “This Whynatte was more fun than last year’s barn raising with Jebediah!”


    June 14th, 2007 | jesse | 1 Comment |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • prof 06.14.2007

    they rent the yacht out for amish weddings? lucky the vessel is row-powered by a clan of inbred slaves kept in the hold (no, not the folks in the picture). otherwise it wouldnt be amish kosher and theyd be missing out on a lucrative market. or maybe they have horses suspended in air down below with pedal-paddles taped to their hooves.

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