The University of Southern California is a fine institution, and Michael is a fine man. I must say that I am personally a bit saddened that Michael will no longer be attending USC. Using a proper method, Michael did more for the advancement of Whynatte than anyone that has come before him. Michael brought the Whynatte out of obscurity, and allowed our wonderful drink to blossom in the fertile soils of USC.

Michael managed to pick himself up a major in Yak Studies, and a minor in Sheathwork. No small feat for a kid that was born with gills.

Michael’s family flew out to LA for the ceremony, and needless to say, the entire family celebrated with a few rounds of Whynattes.

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Michael: “Jeeves, retrieve me and my mates four Jager shots, and no dallying”

Charlotte: “Is he not the most cunning manservant you have ever laid your eyes on?”

Was it just the family that flew into town? No way, Jose. Michael was joined by, among others, the famed Whynattetician, Clysaurus Maurris (far left). For those of you that are uninformed, Dr. Maurris was responsible for the discovery of the famed Whynatte Hypotenuse Theorem.

Michael, in red, shows the kids at home why he was known around campus as “The Barista Killer”.

Charlotte: “Give me that there Whynatte, young lady. I didn’t wear this fine green outfit to drink pinot grigio. I wore this outfit to get thug, and tip back Whynattes.”