Cabinets made from Peruvian tiger wood: Check.

Full kitchen, complete with built in electricity outlets: Check.

Conveyor belt to bring hermit crabs directly from ocean to stove: Check.

Enough standing room to accomidate a standing giraffe: Check.

High style on the high sea: Check.

Have you ever seen a Whynatte on a luxury yacht? I didn’t think so.

Says John, “After my father sold his business, he splurged on a luxury yacht. Full kitchen, ridiculously nice cabinetry, multiple planks; He went all out. We spend most of our days cruising the water South of Belize, drinking Whynatte’s, sunning ourselves, and spearing porpoise.”

“Andrew (on left) is the captain of the vessel. He grew up on a cod boat, and his father was a fisherman from birth.”

“Sometimes, when we anchor at a Caribbean island, dad and I like to pick up a hot piece of tail or two. Nothing breaks the ice like telling a girl that she can come back to your yacht. The girl on the far right, well, I can’t even remember what tropical island we picked her up from. She could drink a damn good Whynatte, so we kept her around.”