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I suppose that after I leave Bed Bath and Beyond, I may consider throwing some D’s on that bitch.
I ran into this fellow last night. He goes by the name Rich Boy, and is responsible for a few of this years favorite campfire melodies.
Man, did Rich Boy and I have a lot to catch up on. After a brief discussion of the dollars recent weakness against the Euro, we turned our conversation to the finer points of latte making. Rich Boy confessed that he sometimes likes to “throw some skim milk on that bitch”.
Me: Look stoned but not stoned.
Rich Boy: Wearing more jewels than my grandmother at synagogue.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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As impressed as I am with his jewel factor, I’m more impressed with your stain factor.
You are such a honky
If the cost of wearing such a fine garment (howler monkey fur sport coat) is a sweaty shirt, then put it on my tab. I’m buying.
did you change the background of the site to match Rich Boy’s coat? Classy Kuni…classy…
Beauty can be found in the smallest of details.
I don’t wear anything unless its endangered.
So if Howler Monkeys are endangered, set me up!
ummm… what is Rich Boy’s stance on the dollar value, i’m dying to know.
He said he’s short on the dollar, long on the japanese yen, and long on the euro. Who isn’t these days?
good call J-Latte.. jacket is a perfect match.
you should have asked rich boy for a picture of his dick to hang on your wall.
I just now noticed that the whynatte shirt is stained like ir was just dropped in mustard. All 1,983 whynatte shirts have that same stained mustard print. It’s glorious.