“Owning a sports team these days is like owning a koala; We all want one, but only a very lucky few of us are fortunate to have one. To win a championship, that is like having a koala covered in honey, and dipped into a silo of gold.”
-Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks

This past week, the Whynatte soccer team took first place champions in their league, soundly defeating each opponent that came before them. Like cutting through flesh with a hot hatchet, they butchered the loin of anyone that stood in their way, and finally emerged victorious over all.

What started as an innocent entry into an intramural soccer league soon became a midevil bloodsport. Together with a line up of girls stronger than the line up at Magic City, and a brutish cadre of male players, it’s safe to say that team Whynatte had no flaws. Let the record speak for itself: Many wins, few losses.

In the world of professional sports, there are few things that can compare to winning a championship. The Whynatte soccer team did our noble cocktail proud, and made good on the championship spirit that embodies the blood which flows through the veins of our latte.

Please take a minute to pay homage to the greatest intramural soccer team ever assembled.

You can’t stage a photo like this. Champions doing what they do best: Running fast in the rain.

Andy’s jersey is for sale on Ebay right now. Current bid: $5,236.

Congratulations to team Whynatte, 2007 Champions of the Universe.