While in the midst of an exhilirating day at work, and I decided that I would check out the spam box for the Whynatte email account.

Boy oh boy was I in for a treat. There were all sorts of life changing emails waiting for me, including:

1) A seemingly innocent business proposal from a man in Nigeria, who would like to: “Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.” My cut of the action? 25 million, and all he needed was my bank info. Done and done.

2) A somewhat aggressive email from a man named James, who wants to, “Make your dick huge this summer. Stop blaming your lack of getting laid on everything under the sun.” With the summer almost over, I think I’ll just hold off on a large shank until the fall.

3) An email from a Tom Braidwood, who would like me to know about a “teein hottie riding coc,KK & swallowing cum. Hello, dyed hair teein licks asss & gets facefuukced “. A little vague in its overall message, but suffice to say that Tom has a unique way of getting the point accross.

4) On a similar note to the aforementioned “teein hottie riding coc,KK” email, I noticed that a bunch of actual Whynatte photos which had somehow mistakenly been tagged as spam. That’s kind of like reaching your hand into a bag of feces, and pulling out a diamond broche that’s shaped in the likeness of a dolphin.

So have you ever seen a couple of girls drink a Whynatte, take off their tops, pour latte all over their naked breasts, and then smear nachos all over one another?

Because this is a family website, I can’t post the last 3 photos of this set, so you’ll just have to use your imagination.

Things got very interesting just moments after this photo was taken.