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The Whynatte soccer teamed maintained their first place position, winning handily last night in the first round of the playoffs. The squad cut through their opponent like a slingblade slicing through the thorax of a goat, setting up a crucial second round match this coming Tuesday.
These girls may look relatively docile, but don’t be fooled. Have you ever seen an Afghani warlord tear the still beating heart out of a horse? Now you get the picture.
If you could see about a foot more on the bottom of this photo, you’d see that there is a 9mm Uzi attached to the strap around Jake’s shoulder.
After the match there was much celebrating, and no haircuts.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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I’m logging in as Jesse, but truth be told, Soccer isn’t his game. Thus far we have out played, out fouled, out coached and out scored the field of competitors. And the jersey was perfect attire for my night at Club Opera a couple of weeknds ago too. Next tuesday will be the true test tho, Root team Whynatte on to victory.
Hey can you try next time to put up a photo of me crossing it to the other team and, thus, providing them with the perfect set up goal…..thanks.