Whynatte’s in the VIP room with Celebrities: Normal.
  • Someone go fetch me the keys to my helicopter, because all of this money in my pockets is giving me a rash.

    Let’s see, what do we have here:

    Oh yeah, if it isn’t the VIP room at Opera, the hottest club in Atlanta.

    Hmmm, what is that bartender serving up?

    Oh yeah, it’s a Whynatte.

    I can’t remember, how many platinum albums did the group 112 have?

    Oh yeah, they had 4. Not to mention a grammy award for Best Rap Performance by A Duo Or Group.

    In case you didn’t recognize him, the gentleman on the far left is none other than “Slim”, from the Grammy Award-winning American R&B quartet, 112. Slim confessed to us the other night that he actually wrote 112′s famous song Only You about the first time he drank a Whynatte, and that Notorious B.I.G. was drinking Whynattes all night in the studio the evening they recorded that track.

    What’s more, the line I thought I told you that we won’t stop was originally I thought I told you that we won’t stop making latte. Ever, but the studio made them cut off the last part of the verse. Fascinating.

    So now the hottest club in Atlanta is serving the Whynatte. Sounds about right.

    Latte I’m a front you

    Girl I wanna flaunt you

    Slim (esteemed musician), Frank (suited businessman), Kuni (wild jaguar trainer) , and Andrew (sleeps in cashmere vest).


    July 10th, 2007 | jesse | 2 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • Jogre 07.10.2007

    Hahaha!

    Slim.

  • Apparently Opera also serves the world’s largest bottle of Miller Lite. (See photo #1 — that thing is about 2 feet tall.)

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