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When your wife leaves the house, saying that she’s going out for “girls night”, do you have any idea where she really is?
I do.
When she comes home, smelling of latte, do you ever wonder where she’s really been?
I know.
When the caller id on her phone says “Venti Latte”, do you question what’s going on behind your back?
You should.
According to a report by the Family Latte Foundation, nearly 60% of all married women admit to having an extramarital Whynatte.
Take warning husbands, the woman in the following photos could be your wife:
You told yourself that the big red headed fellow was just a friend of hers. So what if your friends saw her out with him shopping for espresso machines? No big deal, right?
She’s not even attracted to tall wealthy guys who can drink a large Whynatte faster than you? Right?
Guys would never try to Whynatte my wife. I mean, after all, she wears the wedding band that we picked out at Shale’s together. The latte we have together is sacred, and she would never betray it. Right?
Your Whynatte is plenty large enough to satisfy her, right?
Think again, Damian. There are men, just like this one, who want nothing more than to have your wife’s Whynatte.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Is that Will Ferrell’s brother?
we’ve been saying that for 8 years now, jimmy. We’re actually making the prequel to Wedding Crashers… Double Dizzle is going to play the young Chaz Reinhold…
I definitely think Billy Idol should have been referenced in regards to that T-shirt. The chorus from “Rebel Yell” just makes me think of lady after she’s had a whynatte.
“In the midnight hour she cried- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried- “more, more, more”
In the midniight hour babe- “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried “more, more, more”
More, more, more.”