Bonnie with Whynatte Hat & New Tattoo

  • Okay, so who didn’t get a dolphin tattoo on their lower back at some point during highschool? I know that I did. But whatever, we were young and naive.

    Anyway, after you’ve spent considerable time staring at Bonnie, wondering how in the world you can make such a fine specimen your own, check out her new tattoo. Then check out her slick Whynatte hat. Then check out the barren walls of Bonnie’s room. The check out the elk fur pillows on her bed. Then check out yourself, writing me an email trying to get her contact info. Then check out me giving it to you for $1000 via paypal.

    Thanks for the photo, Bonnie. As always, you’re looking sharper than the incisor tooth on a mountain cat.


    August 27th, 2007 | jesse | 10 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

10 Responses and Counting...

  • Jacob 08.27.2007

    Is that a whynatte tattoo Bonnie?

  • jesse

    Close, Jake. It’s actually a latte plant.

  • Tom

    “Hot like my mother’s picante sauce” – Dadford

  • Bonnie

    It is the exotic latte plant.

    xoxox
    ~b~

  • Jacob

    I second Dadford. Bonnie, you’re hotter than burning emu. But your room looks like it could use a little decorating. Looks like you joined a monastery.

  • jesse

    Jacob you should help Bonnie with her interior decorating. You know Pier 1 imports like I know making lattes.

  • Jacob

    Pier 1 isn’t my taste.

  • jesse

    You’re more of a Sasquatch & Sons Home Furnishings kind of gentleman?

  • Jacob

    Yeah, S&S Home or else Menorahs Are Us. If they’re both closed I go straight to Hospital Supply Store, load up on a living room’s worth of IV gurnies, chamber pots, and penis cathaters. Toss in some lavender drapes and call it a day.

  • Memory Foam Seat Cushion

    Hey I like your blog found you on google and its good to see that there are honest people out there.

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