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Problem: How do you control the production of latte to insure proper quality and temperature for 200,000 gallons of latte?
Solution: Spend $750k on the MasterPercolator, the most state of the art latte production system in existence.
It’s safe to say that this isn’t the kind of gear that you’re going to find at your neighborhood Java Jive. This is what the adults like to use to make latte. Whynatte recently cut the ribbon on a sparkly new latte facility, which will begin production of canned Whynatte lattes within the next few months. The Whynatte Lattes will be available at bars, clubs, and underground Slovenian brothels.
This photo is from a recent tour of Whynatte’s new latte production facility, and is of myself, giving a thorough explanation of the technology that we use to control our latte production.
We are now booking private tours at our new latte production plant. For tour information, please call (404) 307-6925.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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I know youve been busy getting married, but you’re wearing the same clothes in your last three posts. i worry.
Tell me what you worry about? If you would actually step to the plate and help me write some of these posts, I would be able to get through this back log of photos. Shoot me an email and let me know when you’re ready for me to send you some photos. This is a community Jake, not a dictatorship. Time to get with the oligarchy.
Is it wrong to assume that that’s Otrain’s phone #?
While Jesse frequently passes out my digits for his numerous buisness ventures, I get few calls for reservations. There is an exception, The Baboon Breeding jersey that he used to rock with regularity. My phone was blowing up one weekend. I think there maybe a black market for cross-beast fighting with the MV7 Kennels….. Several people requested Ground baboon for some sort of Malasian Holliday. Any yes I do accept Master Card and AMX.