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Close your eyes, and picture in your mind your favorite garment.
Is it a vest? What about a velvet cape? Could it be that lyrcra shirt that fits a little snug? Indeed, we all have a favorite garment.
If your name it Bret Cowie, chances are you’re picturing your white Whynatte shirt.
You see, Bret’s been around the world in his white Whynatte shirt. North and South of the Mason-Dixon line, Bret’s Whynatte shirt has seen it all. He’s fished for hammer head sharks in his white Whynatte shirt. He’s dabbled in the narcotics trade in his white Whynatte shirt. He’s toured the jungles of Ecuador in his Whynatte shirt (unrelated to the narcotics trading). And he has the latte stains to prove it.
In a proper homage to Bret’s well worn Whynatte shirt, I give you the following video:
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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That shirt is seriously disgusting in real life. I might have to donate it to the whynatte museum so that everyone can visit it and be horrified. But I can’t do that right now… I’m wearing it.
You can tell, just by looking at the video, that your shirt is almost worn through. Needless to say, we use the finest of finest cottons in our shirt. If we didn’t, that thing would be a dish rag, and you’d be using it to clean out your casserole pan.
Anyway, well done Bret. You definitely own the most foul Whynatte shirt in the world.
Wait, actually, when I was in Savannah for St. Patty’s day last year, my friend busted his head open while drunk, and we used a Whynatte shirt to stop the bleeding. Outside of that shirt, yours is the most foul.
I think bret’s shirt is worse. It has black stain, yet no holes right where his armpit sleeves are. This leads me to believe that Bret is either A) Dying his armpit hair with massive amounts of Grape Kool-Aid, or B) Not… Straight.
Tom is either A) Drunk or B) Not sober. Those black stains are on my shoulders because of my golf bag straps. The armpits are my usual brand of yellow. Get it straight.