The Opposatte
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1. Good : Evil
2. Tall: Short
3. Fast : Slow
4. Eel : Coyote
In case you didn’t catch on, I was going through a list of opposites.
What’s the opposite of a Whynatte? An Opposatte, of course. Aaron, the handsome moustached protagonist seen in the following video, will walk you through the basics of drinking an Opposatte.
Check it out:









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First thing Bret does after waking up from being passed out:
Close his microwave door.
Bret is such a wonderful, natural born, homemaker.
Best line of the video: “I don’t know about that one.”
Tom earlier in the film after Aaron introduces the Opposatte “It’s great!” and then later “It’s gonna be good!” In the end after making weird gestures of pain while choking it down, “I don’t know about that one.”
I also liked Aaron’s cheers, “Bottoms up… I ain’t driving.”
Aaron really makes a top notch narrator. That kid should be on TV. Or in pornos. Either one would work.
kangaroo : 18 issues of Time-Life Magazine
i tried to break into porno, but in my first one, “Doggynatte,” the lattes kept burning the girls asses that i would try to balance while doing them from behind. note to self, girls do not make good whynatte coffee tables. they are much better at drinking whynattes. maybe thats where i went wrong. not enough hot latte girl on girl action…
Also, as soon as whynatte branches into the production business, count me in. .. that was not in reference to porn, but tv. but i guess either one would work really.
This video is priceless.
“what are you guys doing? I never know what you’re DOIN… back there.”