Unlike most other cocktail companies that shun social responsibility, and encourage the slaughter of endangered species, Whynatte likes to take a stand on important issues. Whynatte wants to be known as the socially responsible way of getting plastered.

Making a difference is easy, but sometimes it takes sacrifice. For instance, I used to bury my old car batteries in the creek bed near my house, but now I take the time to drive them into a more rural part of town. I used to prepare my lattes with milk derived from the spleen of the koala, but now use only milk that has been certified as fair trade. I used to look at the homeless as outcasts, and now I look at them as potential babysitters for my friends that have children.

Whynatte drinkers, while they may be a diverse group, have one thing in common: None of them like breast cancer. At all. The only tumor we like is named Amani, and he’s a wide receiver for the NY Giants.

In an effort to eliminate breast cancer, support Whynatte drinking, and keep a trim ladylike figure, Ja-Shin and friends made a donation, on Whynatte’s behalf, to the Susan G. Komen foundation. That, my friends, is what we call responsible Whynatte drinking. Try it sometime.

Did you know that calcium (derived from lattes) supports the healthy growth of bones and teeth?

At some point, someone was going to win the award for most terrible facial expression while drinking a Whynatte. I just didn’t think it would be Ja-Shin.

Thanks to Ja-Shin and Suellen for supporting Whynatte, healthy tumorless breasts, and helping to make a difference in this little community that we call “The Universe”.