Big Things Percolating at Whynatte

  • How do you know when you’ve made it?

    Is it an article in Rolling Stone Magazine? Maybe, but we’ve already been there, and done that (Exhibit A).

    Is it having both gills, and lungs, for which to breath in air? Perhaps, but we’ve already got that one worked out as well (Exhibit B).

    What about having a different Walrus tusk to wear for each day of the week? That’s great and all, but Walrus tusks are so 2006 (Exhibit C).

    It’s like the meaning of the word Lattecus: Ask a million people, and you’ll get a million different answers. I would like to suggest that “making it” looks something like this (click the link):

    Jagermeister’s Official Website (Recipes)


    October 10th, 2007 | jesse | 8 Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

8 Responses and Counting...

  • katied 10.10.2007

    inconceivable.
    way to go.

  • jesse

    Thanks Katie. This thing is truly a group effort. While only a small handful of us may become unreasonably rich off of this thing, it wouldn’t be possible without the grassroots support that we’ve gotten.

    However, when we do become unreasonably rich, you can bet your ass that everyone that helped us get there will be sipping Whynattes on the Whynatte yacht.

  • jesse

    Oh, and Katie, you can babysit my ring tailed lemur while I’m off sunning myself in Monaco.

  • Tynee

    I sure as hell hope i’m on that yacht. ;o) CONGRATS!

  • brentdiesel

    Flava Flaaaaaaaaaaaav! ….. The beginnings of the uprising…..

  • katied

    wait, does that mean i’m going to be on the whynatte yacht or babysitting the lemur while you’re on the yacht? or both maybe?

  • Sari

    Yay! Amazing! I love this…L’Chaim! To Whynatte!

  • Jogre

    Congrats!

    You’ve come a long way.

    Now come back here and let me sit on your coat-tails.

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