In 1869, on the eve of the Battle of Rhesus, Abraham Latte spoke before the nation’s Congress. In his now famous speech, he exclaimed, “We can fight with swords and shanks, but this battle will be won by fighting with the ultimate weapon: The heart. Many of you will die in the forthcoming battle. Be thankful for the life you have lived, and for the life of freedom that you will leave your children.”

What are you thankful for?

At Whynatte, we like to take a step back, and give thanks for all of the blessings that surround us. Namely:

-Tree’s that drop lollipops instead of acorns.
-Friends that have season tickets to various sports teams.
-Children who are born with talons instead of hands.
-Jager reps who slide us product on the low low.
-Girls that send us photos of their Whynatte shirt adorned racks.

We are also thankful for the following:

-The freedom to walk into Krispy Kreme with a 500 ounce urn, and to fill it up with lattes.

-We are thankful for the freedom to bring said urn into a bar, and serve Whynatte’s to our closest friends.

-We give thanks for the happiness that the Whynatte brings to people with drinking problems.

-We are thankful for our future medical doctors, who recognize the health benefits of caffeine and alcohol.

-We are thankful for the freedom to wear turtlenecks.

-We give thanks for the freedom to breed miniature dwarf goats in the privacy of our home (kid in the middle = preeminant goat breeder).

-For the freedom to drink Whynattes while still at work.

-We give thanks for the freedom to have a blood alcohol level approaching 0.60, and still be standing straight.

-We give thanks for the freedom to drink Whynattes with a smile, and to raise our glass into the air amongst our closest friends.

Whynatte may seem like a bunch of fun and games, but we’re in the business of bringing people together. We’re not just a beverage company; We’re a booze fueled friendship company.