We’ve all seen this movie before: He’s a fancy latte, spending his days in the fast paced world of the moneyed class, and his nights surrounded by beautiful women that make him feel empty inside.

She came from a rather unassuming background; Her father worked on a cod boat, and her mother stayed at home and took care of her cylops-eyed brother, Ralph. She was beautiful in a way that did not require cashmere vests, nor purebred saber cats. At night, as she lay in her straw bed, she would dream of meeting a handsome latte, the kind of latte that would allow her inner beauty to shine.

Through circumstances that can only be described as fateful, the two are brought together, and fall madly in love. She is everything that the other women in his life could never be. Their romance must be kept a secret, as his family and friends would never approve of such an affair. There are a lot of things in this world that can be muzzled, but true love is not one of them. In the end, the couple’s relationship if eventually exposed, and they live happily ever after. I’m sure that you know the rest of the story…

In the evenings, the fancy lattes would all get together:

The fancy latte spent his nights surrounded by beautiful people with dark, empty souls:

Shunned by the group, she was always on the outside, inconspicuously enjoying her latte from afar.

All the while, there was only one woman that could truly bring joy to his heart: